Batting: All runs scored from exactly two shots. Most likely to be seen bowled having missed one of said two shots.
Bowling: Lowest delivery speed (MPH) to run up distance (m) ratio in Erratics history
Fielding: Quick scamperer, enthusiastic diver, butter fingers. If you hit it towards my areas, you're probably safe (even if it's in the air right to me), but you won't score so many runs ;)