Scorecard

Met Office v Erratics Cricket Club Erratics on Tue 16 May 2023 at 6.00pm
Erratics Cricket Club Won by 13 Runs

Match report Matchy Reporty by Marky Hailsy

I was assigned, by a selector with esoteric tendencies, not to write a ‘match report’, or even a ‘macho reporto’, but a ‘matchy reporty’. Not knowing quite what, if anything, that meant, I thought it had a jaunty, limericky air to it. And so…

To Newton St Cyres we came,
To give the Met Office a game.
It was breezy and sunny,
The banter was funny,
And so say this matchy reporty.

At the toss we were put into bat,
But Cap’n Fraser didn’t mind that.
He said if we get one forty,
That will prove sporty,
And so say this matchy reporty.

Rik Lindsay was out for nought-y,
Cutting to point he was caught-y.
But Tiwari did sortie,
With a quick onslaughty,
And so say this matchy reporty.

Then we did wobble a bit,
Before Krupakar started to hit.
And Tim joined the party,
Making sixes his forte,
And so say this matchy reporty.

We finished with roughly one twenty,
And that turned out to be plenty.
Lee was the star,
He swung the ball far,
And so say this matchy reporty.

Hailwood got wickets as well,
A run out by Crawford was swell.
We went home feeling haughty,
And what this has taught me,
Is how to write a matchy reporty.

Erratics Cricket Club Erratics Batting
Player Name RunsMB4s6sSRCtStRo
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TOTAL :
3nb 10w 1lb 
for 8 wickets
14
126
        
Anuj Tiwari ct Hope 22 18 1 2 122.22 1
Richard Lindsay ct Duckworth 0 2 0
Mark Phillips Run out  1 11 9.09
Jonathan Kirby ct Hope 1 3 33.33
Matt Crawford b Hope 10 11 2 90.91
Jayakrupakar Nallala ct Rudd 22 20 5 110.0
Tim Fawcett Retired Not Out  30 26 3 2 115.38
Fraser Chave Not Out  15 17 1 88.24 1
Nigel Rutherford b Kirby 1 6 16.67
Lee Grant ct Iley 8 5 2 160.0
Mark Hailwood Not Out  1 1 100

Met Office Bowling

Player nameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
W Duckworth4.0023123.005.75
Hope4.011434.673.50
Thornhill4.002800.007.00
G Rudd4.0032132.008.00
Kirby2.0015115.007.50
Iley2.0013113.006.50

Met Office Batting
Player name RMB4s6sSR
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TOTAL :
4nb 8w 2b 2lb 
for 10 wickets
16
103 (19.1 overs)
     
Creaser b A Tiwari 38
Mitchell b L Grant 0
Dhannsh b L Grant 2
Creswick b L Grant 2
Curtis run out (M Crawford) 0
Kirby ct T Fawcett 10
Duckworth b M Hailwood 5
Rudd b M Hailwood 0
Hope ct M Hailwood 14
Iley lbw L Grant 14
Thornhill Not Out  2

Erratics Cricket Club Erratics Bowling

Player NameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
Nigel Rutherford4.001200.003.00
Lee Grant4.01942.252.25
Tim Fawcett2.0026126.0013.00
Fraser Chave4.001500.003.75
Mark Hailwood4.002538.336.25
Matt Crawford1.001200.0012.00
Anuj Tiwari0.10010.000.00