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Met Office v Erratics Cricket Club Erratics on Tue 16 May 2023 at 6.00pm
Erratics Cricket Club Won by 13 Runs
Match report
Matchy Reporty by Marky Hailsy
I was assigned, by a selector with esoteric tendencies, not to write a ‘match report’, or even a ‘macho reporto’, but a ‘matchy reporty’. Not knowing quite what, if anything, that meant, I thought it had a jaunty, limericky air to it. And so…
To Newton St Cyres we came,
To give the Met Office a game.
It was breezy and sunny,
The banter was funny,
And so say this matchy reporty.
At the toss we were put into bat,
But Cap’n Fraser didn’t mind that.
He said if we get one forty,
That will prove sporty,
And so say this matchy reporty.
Rik Lindsay was out for nought-y,
Cutting to point he was caught-y.
But Tiwari did sortie,
With a quick onslaughty,
And so say this matchy reporty.
Then we did wobble a bit,
Before Krupakar started to hit.
And Tim joined the party,
Making sixes his forte,
And so say this matchy reporty.
We finished with roughly one twenty,
And that turned out to be plenty.
Lee was the star,
He swung the ball far,
And so say this matchy reporty.
Hailwood got wickets as well,
A run out by Crawford was swell.
We went home feeling haughty,
And what this has taught me,
Is how to write a matchy reporty.
Erratics Cricket Club Erratics Batting
Player Name
Runs
M
B
4s
6s
SR
Ct
St
Ro
extras
TOTAL :
3nb 10w 1lb
for 8 wickets
14
126
Anuj Tiwari
ct Hope
22
18
1
2
122.22
1
Richard Lindsay
ct Duckworth
0
2
0
Mark Phillips
Run out
1
11
9.09
Jonathan Kirby
ct Hope
1
3
33.33
Matt Crawford
b Hope
10
11
2
90.91
Jayakrupakar Nallala
ct Rudd
22
20
5
110.0
Tim Fawcett
Retired Not Out
30
26
3
2
115.38
Fraser Chave
Not Out
15
17
1
88.24
1
Nigel Rutherford
b Kirby
1
6
16.67
Lee Grant
ct Iley
8
5
2
160.0
Mark Hailwood
Not Out
1
1
100
Met Office Bowling
Player name
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
Average
Economy
W Duckworth
4.0
0
23
1
23.00
5.75
Hope
4.0
1
14
3
4.67
3.50
Thornhill
4.0
0
28
0
0.00
7.00
G Rudd
4.0
0
32
1
32.00
8.00
Kirby
2.0
0
15
1
15.00
7.50
Iley
2.0
0
13
1
13.00
6.50
Met Office Batting
Player name
R
M
B
4s
6s
SR
extras
TOTAL :
4nb 8w 2b 2lb
for 10 wickets
16
103 (19.1 overs)
Creaser
b A Tiwari
38
Mitchell
b L Grant
0
Dhannsh
b L Grant
2
Creswick
b L Grant
2
Curtis
run out (M Crawford)
0
Kirby
ct T Fawcett
10
Duckworth
b M Hailwood
5
Rudd
b M Hailwood
0
Hope
ct M Hailwood
14
Iley
lbw L Grant
14
Thornhill
Not Out 
2
Erratics Cricket Club Erratics Bowling
Player Name
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
Average
Economy
Nigel Rutherford
4.0
0
12
0
0.00
3.00
Lee Grant
4.0
1
9
4
2.25
2.25
Tim Fawcett
2.0
0
26
1
26.00
13.00
Fraser Chave
4.0
0
15
0
0.00
3.75
Mark Hailwood
4.0
0
25
3
8.33
6.25
Matt Crawford
1.0
0
12
0
0.00
12.00
Anuj Tiwari
0.1
0
0
1
0.00
0.00
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